MAGGOTS!

For those of you who do not know....
WAR HAS BEGUN!
the latest and possibly most awesome team fortress 2 update is the soldier/demoman update where you pick a side and fight the greatest war ever. The story goes like this..
The crazy woman (the one that shrieks announcements at you while your playing tf2) finds out that blue soldier and red demoman have become great friends, so she decides to ruin it by offering them both to kill the other guy for a spanking new weapon. She tricks soldier by making the dumb ass think that demoman said horrible stuff about him making him want to kill demoman. She then goes to demoman and makes the same offer to him and then tells him that soldier had accepted the offer.
check it out now! http://www.teamfortress.com/
the war currently stands neck-and-neck at 5,727,928 Killed Soldiers to 5,742,720 Killed Demos
Comic explaining full story is here-->http://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator/
Now GET YER ASS ON THE FRONT LINES SOLDIER
Or GET YER SCOTSMAN SIDE OF THE WHISKEY AND GO FIGHT WITH GOOD 'OL NESSY!